| A small fieldmouse is scurrying through the jungle one day when he finds a wounded elephant moaning in pain. The elephant sees the mouse and says to him, "oh, Mr. Mouse, I've got a thorn stuck in my leg and can't remove it. If you take it out for me, I'll do anything to help you in return." The mouse thinks for a while and says he'll do it, but that afterwards he'd like to have sex with her. The elephant agrees, so the mouse quickly climbs her leg, rips the thorn out, and straight away gets down to banging her from behind. A monkey in a coconut tree who sees the tiny mouse pounding an elephant with all his strength thinks this is rather strange and that perhaps the mouse is trying to hurt the gigantic creature, so he grabs a coconut and hurls it at the mouse in an effort to scare him away. Unfortunately, his aim is off and the coconut only hits the elephant in the head. "OWW!" screams the elephant. "That hurts!" The mouse grins and whispers, "that's right, baby. Take it. Take it all." |    |
Joke by Grimace - Tags: sex , penis , jungle , fucking , fuck - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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