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A woman is in hospital in need of a blood transfusion.
Luckily, her husband has the same blood type as her, so he gave her two pints of his blood.
She soon made a full recovery and the couple lived happily on.
Fifteen years later, they divorce and the man asked for EVERYTHING back, including the blood.
So she whipped out her bloody tampon and put it in his hand.
"What the fuck are you doing?" the bloke yelled.
"Paying you back in monthly installments!"
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Joke by Limey13 - Tags: blood transfusion , period blood , period , loan , divorce , hospital  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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