| A Man is in work when he gets a phonecall from the hospital "Hello?" he says. The nurse at the other end says, "Hello sir, im nurse Julie. Today you r wife and son were involved in an accident, when a lorry mounted the pavement and ran them over" "Oh My God!" says the man, "il be right over" After spending hours in the waiting room, the doctor comes out of the operating room and says, "Sir, i have good news and bad news, which would you like first?" "Gimmie the bad news first doc.." "Okay, im very sorry to inform you that despite are graetest efforts, we could not save your son, and your wife will be brain damaged for the rest of her life" The man breaks down in tears and cries hysterically for a few minutes. when he pulls himself together, he says "how could there possibly be good news?" "Well" says the doctor "the paki the driver was trying to hit died instantly" |    |
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