| I arrived in Australia after a long hard flight and the man in Passport Control pulled me over. "Alright, can I check your passport?" PC Shayne said. Knackered and needing sleep I just grunted, "Yup" PC Shayne took this as rudeness from a Pom and went into overdrive. "Alright, mate, have you got a criminal record?" I replied, "I did not realise it was mandatory any longer!" I have just been released! |    |
Joke by ht - Tags: aussie , criminal , convict , colony , ignorant - Current Score: 262 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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