| Paddy had had a really bad pain in his arse for a few days now so he decided to go to the doctors. Upon arrival he tells the Doctor and the Doctor tells him to drop his trousers. Paddy does and the Doctor starts inspecting his rear end. After a couple of seconds the Doctor suddenly cries out, "Bloody hell Paddy, there's a £20 note up here!" He pulls it out and puts it on the table and as he looks back, another £20 note is sticking out! "Crikey there's another one" he says. Again he puts it on the table and another one appears. This continues for about 10 minutes when the Doctor says "Well Paddy I just pulled £1980 out of your arse!". Paddy replies "Bloody 'ell Doctor, thanks a lot! I wasn't feeling too grand!" |    |
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