| An Irishman, Aussie and a Scouser are in a bar and spot Jesus drinking on his own. They each send him a drink over and he sips each one slowly. When he's finished he walks over to the Irishman and shakes his hand and thanks him for the Guiness. "Fuck me, my arthritis has gone!" Jesus then thanks the Aussie for the Fosters. "Fucking hell mate, my bad back's cured!" Jesus approaches the Scouser who runs away screaming, "Fuck off, you cunt - I'm on disability benefit." |    |
Joke by cornish_breeze - Tags: jesus , scouser , scots man , english man , irish man - Current Score: 146 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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