| This old bloke goes into an old folks home because he keeps falling over and his son can't keep his eye on him all the time. On his first day in the home, a female nurse comes along to give him a wash and she notices he has a slight erection. With that, she gives him a blow job. He gets straight on the phone to his son, telling him that he just got a gobble and what a wonderful place it was. The following, day he's walking down a corridor and he falls over - suddenly, from behind, a male nurse gives him one up the arse. He gets straight on the phone to his son again and says "get me out of here, a male nurse just banged me up the arse." His son says, "look, dad, so you took one up the arse - you got a blow job yesterday, you have to take the rough with the smooth." The old bloke says, "fuck off, I get a hard on three times a year but I fall over three times a fucking day." |    |
Joke by pornstar - Tags: old , bloke , male , female , nurse , arse , phone , home , blow job , gobble , wash , erection - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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