| Three blokes, Steve, Dave and Bruce, are working on a high rise .... one of them (Steve) falls to his death. The other two have to decide who will break the news to his missus. Dave decides he'll do it as he's pretty good at that caring sentimental stuff and off he trots. Three hours later he's back with a crate of Stella under his arm. "Where'd you get that mate?" asks Bruce. "Steve's missus gave me it." "So you told her her husbands dead, and she gave you a crate of Stella?" "Well, not exactly. When she opened the door I said, 'hi you must be Steve's widow.' She replied that she wasn't a widow and I said, 'I bet you a crate of Stella you fucking are.'" |    |
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