| George Bush wakes up one December morning, opens the curtains and looks down on freshly settled snow on the white house lawn. To his horror and anger he sees someone has written in piss 'George Bush is a Cunt'. He calls for his chief of staff and orders that tests are done on the urine to see who the guilty person is. Later that day the chief of staff says "Mr President, sir, I have some bad news and some awful news. The bad news is the urine we tested is actually your father's - the awful news is it's your wife's handwriting." |    |
Joke by Monkeyman - Tags: bush , george bush , president , piss , snow - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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