| A female loves to golf with her husband, but her game could improve, so she decides to take private lessons. The wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife takes the advice, swings & Thump. The ball goes straight down the fairway...about 15 ft. "That was great," the pro says with a straight face. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!" |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker - Tags: golf , pro , club , penis , mouth - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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