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A young married couple were sitting in the cinema. After a while the woman said to her husband, "The man next to me is masturbating."
"Ignore him honey," replied the man. "Come on we'll move seats."
"I can't" she said, "He's using my hand."
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Joke by superhorse - Tags: masturbation , wanking , cinema , married , couple  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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