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I was on a blind date with a girl last night. She said, "You seem like a nice guy. How come you're still single?"

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I suppose my standards are too high."

"Really?" she asked. "Well," I replied, "Take the girls in this bar for example... Wouldn't fuck her... Wouldn't fuck her... Wouldn't fuck her."

She looked shocked. I said, "What's wrong? Surprised by my honesty?"

She said, "That, and the fact that you pointed at me... Three times."
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Joke by Biscuit777 in Sex and shit - Blind Date - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 179.2

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