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True story.

A mate of mine was talking about driving to his bird's house at the weekend. He said, "it's about 80 miles to her house, but if I put my foot down, I can do it in 60."

He still doesn't know why I pissed myself. Stupid cunt.
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Joke by pompeyretard in Other - Stupid - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 15

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