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A five hundred pound Texan man, George Vera, was arrested for selling counterfeit CDs. He was searched twice before being taken into custody, but managed to conceal a handgun between his rolls of fat, which was only discovered when he was taking a shower. Upon closer scrutiny, he was also found to be hiding a rocket launcher under his left tit, and a panzer tank in the crack of his arse.
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