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My girlfriend said she wanted to try something new in bed so she covered my cock in raspberries, sugar and cream and licked it all off. It was a fantastic evening of hot sexy fun, but when she was finished I was forced to pin her down, stab her in the eyes and smother her to death with a pillow.

No bitch makes a fool out of me.
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Joke by spiritleader in Sex and shit - Role Play (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 42

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