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At the shopping centre the other day, eating at the food court, an old man sat watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange and blue.

The old man's stare never faltered. The teenager would look and every time he did so, he found the old man's eyes fixed on him.

Eventually, the teenager had had enough and he asked sarcastically, "What's the matter with you old man - never done anything wild in you [...]

At the shopping centre the other day, eating at the food court, an old man sat watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange and blue.

The old man's stare never faltered. The teenager would look and every time he did so, he found the old man's eyes fixed on him.

Eventually, the teenager had had enough and he asked sarcastically, "What's the matter with you old man - never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock" he said. "I was just wondering if you were my son."