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A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Muslim he would see strutting down the side of the road. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitch-hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about [...]

A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Muslim he would see strutting down the side of the road. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitch-hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift! climb in!"

The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Muslim walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest so, at the last minute, he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing his original target. However even though he was certain he missed him, the driver still heard a loud "THUD".

Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Muslim."
"Don't worry," replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the door!"