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I just applied for planning permission for a new-build house. It was going to be 100ft tall and 400ft wide with nine turrets at various heights and windows all over the place. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green. The council told me to fuck off. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Building work starts on Monday. |
 
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