Prince Philip and the Queen were dining in one of London's top restaurants.
The waiter comes over and asks what Philip would like to order.
"I'll have two rare steaks my good fellow."
Waiter: "Does sir mean two bloody steaks?"
Philip: "Yes quite right old chap, two bloody steaks."
Queen: "...and plenty of fucking chips!"
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