I think my fat wife's trying to inject a little bit of spice back into our sex life.
She's packed the kids off to her sister's, unplugged the tv and taken the phone off the hook. She's had a candle-lit bath and given herself a Brazilian.
And now she's parading around the house in nothing but her bra and G-rope
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