I got home very late last night from a poker evening with my mates. The wife was of course waiting up, ready to moan as usual.
"Stop!" I said. "Don't even bother getting pissed off. Pack your bags. I lost you in the poker game. You're moving in with Bob."
"How could you do such a terrible thing?" she whined.
"Wasn't easy," I said. "You don't normally fold with four aces."
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