I was at work in my sports shop today when a bloke approached the counter with a tennis racket.
"Excuse me, I like this racket and would like to buy it, but I was wondering if you could add some more tension?" he asked.
"No problem" I replied. "I'm pretty sure I shagged your wife a few years ago, and your son looks an awful lot like me."
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