I came home from work today and couldn't believe the state of my living room.
There was food scattered all over the carpet, shit all up the wall and only what I can assume is paint all over the sofa.
Then I walked into the kitchen and there was my two-year-old son, sitting on the floor smiling at me as he licked out an old tin of shoe polish.
The little fucker, that's the last time I trust him in the house on his own.
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