"So, Mr Adams," the lady at the jobcentre said, "after nearly 20 years in full time employment, you just decided to leave. May I ask why?"
"Well," I said, "I opened a Twitter account, and after about a week I decided that my whole career had been a total waste of time. So I left."
"And what was this career?" She asked.
"I was an English teacher."
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