Like many fathers before me, I didn't want to give my daughter away on her wedding day.
Obviously, I had no choice.
After we had walked down the aisle and were standing in front of the altar, I gave her a loving kiss on the cheek, turned towards the congregation and shouted "She's pregnant!"
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