An Essex girl and John are playing a game of hide and seek.
John counts to 100 while the essex girl hides.
After about 30 seconds, John gets a text from the Essex girl saying:
"If you find me, you can lick my pussy and fuck me up the arse and, if you can't, I'm in the shed!"
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