I recently went on an expedition to South America.
But it wasn't long before an unusual tribe started referring to me as the 'Devil' due to the colour of my skin.
They then all participated in a series of strange rituals in order to please their 'God'.
Their twisted, backwards society frightened me.
I don't think I'll be heading back to Texas any time soon.
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