I took a dump this morning, and was astounded when I saw it was a perfect reproduction of the face of Christ.
After seeing this I decided it must be a sign from the Lord and I made plans to become a devout Christian.
However, that night, whilst I was lying in bed I thought to myself;
"It's just a load of shit"
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