Historical Figures Jokes
You're about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.
Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
Hitler was one of the most evil men in history.
He ordered the mass genocide of 6 million Jews and was pretty much responsible for kicking off World War II.
Although, on the plus side, if he hadn't have done all that there would be no Call of Duty: World at War
Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel.
Who's the best Jewish cook?