Jordan/Katie Price Jokes
Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?
That's ASDA Price.
Selling Plastic Fire Trucks
That's Fisher Price
Selling pathetic rape claim stories to newspapers?
That's Katie Price.
MSN News: Alex Reid claims he tells Jordan he loves her "50 million times a day."
That would mean you tell her every 0.001728 seconds then, Alex, you retarded, spotlight-grabbing, fame-seeking man-whore. And, by the way, Jordan is a dirty fucking slag.
P.S. Come and pick your fucking spade up - he's drinking out of the toilet again.
I have just seen Peter Andre at the seaside. He was just sitting on his own, building sandcastles...
Mind you, he still looked happy doing it without his bucket and spade there.
There's one thing Katie Price hasn't fucked that we'd love to see her do.
Katie Price has been quoted as saying: "My death might be a Diana moment"
Yeah, we all wish it had happened in 1997 too.