Kate Middleton Jokes
BBC News: "Prince William and Kate Middleton have named the day they will be married; April 29th"
I believe it was named that already.
Daily Mail: 'Kate Middleton: I want to start a family - See page 3.'
If only this was a different paper.
I can't find Kate Middleton's tits anywhere.
And I've got the pictures!
I really hope Kate Middleton's face gets put on coins and bank notes, then I can finally start an official wank bank.
BBC Six O'clock News:
Headline - William and Kate name the day.
In other news - North Korea shells the crap out of a South Korean island; World War III imminent.
The BBC. Getting their priorities right since the 1930s.