Lance Armstrong Jokes
Lance Armstrong has flown into New York to deny doping claims.
It would have been more convincing if he'd used a plane.
So, Lance and Neil Armstrong have had a bad week.
Lets hope their brother Stretch emerges from this tough time alright.
I've finally accomplished my dream of winning the same amount of Tours De France as Lance Armstrong.
Lance Armstrong has denied ever using drugs, but he has admitted pedalling.
I can't believe they've stripped Lance Armstrong of his titles - you try riding a bike on drugs!