Victoria Beckham Jokes
BBC News: David and Victoria Beckham expecting fourth child.
Oh wait, no, she's just eaten an apple.
Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed. Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
"What happened?" asked Posh .
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.
The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the cow."
Victoria Beckham goes up to David and says: "I've just seen what's in the games room - why have you bought a coffin for me?"
He replies: "That's not your coffin, it's a case for my snooker cue."
"Push Victoria, push! Come on, you can do it"
"I'm pushing, I'm pushing"
"Push harder, you're nearly there"
"I can't do it, it's just too painful!"
"Oh for fuck's sake, just eat the fucking sandwich, you skinny cow!"
Victoria Beckham is incredible.
She is a musician, a singer, a mother, a model, a TV presenter.
Who knew that one person could be shit at five things?