Vladimir Putin Jokes
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been nominated for a Nobel prize in Medicine for his work on clinical depression.
Apparently he can predict who will commit suicide the next week in London by just picking up his phone.
So , Vladimir Putin is President of Russia again.
It is thought he has won over 60% of all the votes , but who's counting.
BBC: North Korea restarts nuclear reactor,
Let's not go around the houses this time and just get Putin to ask them to turn it off.
What does a Russian President use when he can't find a toilet?
There is a picture in the Eremitage Museum in St. Petersburg entitled 'Putin in Poland'. Most people just glance at it and pass by, but one guy stops in front of it and has a long, careful look at the picture. Finally, he asks one of the attendants:
"Why is that picture entitled 'Putin in Poland'? Vladimir Putin isn't even in it."
"That's right," says the attendant, "but what do you see in the picture?"
"I see a woman - looks like Mrs. Putin to me - having sex with a young man, but there's no way that's Putin!"
"You're right," says the attendant. "The young man's the chauffeur and Putin's in Poland."