Hats off to the Icelandic people.
First they declared themselves bankrupt...
Then they set their island on fire....
Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds?
The family of an 8 year old boy who burned to death in an arson attack have issued a statement, saying that they are devastated at their loss.
I know the feeling, I burnt my toast this morning.
I put in a complaint about my neighbours last night.
I was trying to get to sleep and they were shouting, screaming, banging on the windows, then to top it all their fucking smoke alarm started going off.
Anyway I think it worked, I haven't heard a peep from them today.
My budgie broke his leg so I used a couple of matches as a splint.
Unfortunately, I'd also lined his cage with sandpaper.
I accidentally put diesel instead of petrol in my ex-girlfriend's car.
It was a nightmare getting it to light.