I love going gay clubbing!
My only problem is wiping the blood off my baseball bat afterwards.
I took the wife out earlier.
This is yet to be confirmed by scientists, but there are rumours that women have a certain 'spot', and if you hit this spot at exactly the right strength, it will make a woman willing to do anything for you.
It's called the face.
Anyone who says onions are the only veg that make you cry has never been hit in the face with a turnip!
Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.
These taser guns are well worth the money.