The only reason obesity exists is because bullying has been banned.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.
On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
My wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school.
So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money.
Britain's Got Talent contestant Christopher Stone said he was bullied at school because he liked music.
As one of the people who regularly beat him up, I need to put things right now.
It wasn't about liking music, it was because he was a mincing little queer who liked looking at our knobs and arses in the shower after P.E.
I witnessed five skinheads beating up a frail old lady across the street last night.
I didn't intervene because I didn't know who started it.