Hitler walks into the meeting room and turns to his trusted staff, "I want you to organise the execution of 10,000 Jews and 1 kitten."
Everyone looks around the table and after a long silence, Goering pipes up, "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table, "You see, no one cares about the Jews."
I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish cunt said, "The '70s called... They want their shirt back!"
I said, "The '40s called... Your shower's ready."
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve.
What did the Nazis get after they installed tanning beds in Auschwitz?
Concentrated orange Jews.
Why did Hitler cross the road?
To get to the Genocide.