BBC News today:
A 4-year-old boy has memorised virtually every bus service in the capital.
Ishaal Yewale can tell you which bus route to take, day or night.
His father, Jayant, says that Ishaal's always been fascinated with public transport and has been reading bus maps for the past eight months.
Is anyone suspicious of this or am I just paranoid?
I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today.
When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.
It is very true when people say that the Woolwich murderers only represent a very small proportion of muslims who live in the UK.
They could speak English for a start.
I hate living with this fear of not knowing if you're going to be attacked, stabbed, even killed for reasons and beliefs that are totally beyond us.
As a bad flier, shortly after take-off I was so nervous I suddenly needed a piss. I also wanted a brandy to settle my nerves.
Sweating, I left my seat and started up the aisle. "Is there anything you need, sir?" asked a stewardess.
"...a...a loo and a bar," I stammered.
And that's when they all jumped on me.