When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Just bought a Liverpool FC advent calendar. Fucking typical, all the windows are boarded up and some cunts nicked all the fucking chocolate.
What's large, black and steals your credit cards?
Sony Playstation 3
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.
I don't understand Dragons Den.
Surely if you're looking for a large amount of money for investment, you would simply steal it from the tables sitting in front of you?