Mothers Day Jokes
My wife misunderstands Mother's Day.
She is not my fucking mother and if our 2 year old daughter doesn't love her enough to go out and buy her a present it's not my problem.
On Mother's Day, I always write poems about my mother's sudden death.
She has said she'd prefer some flowers.
My mate just texted me by accident wishing me a happy Mother's Day.
Fortunately, she stayed over last night so I could pass the message on for him.
"Well I know someone who's not getting a Mother's day card!" I shouted.
As I walked out of the abortion clinic.
A day when mothers and sons can reform their bond with one another.
We call it 'Mother's Day', the Italian's call it 'Festa Della Mamma'.
Pakis call it 'Valentines Day'