??? Other Jokes
Facebook is apparently down. Millions of mothers worldwide have to raise their babies now instead of posting updates about them..
So October becomes stoptober, give up smoking month and some bright spark has decided that we should give up drinking as well for the month. We only need to be told to try and give up bacon and there it is.
Ramadan by stealth.
How come the Mayans can predict everyone will die...
but when I do it I get kicked out of the cancer ward?
Well a predictable climax to the sports personality of the year.
As I knocked one out to Jessica Ennis
"Excuse me sir, could you give up your seat please?" said the bus driver, as a pregnant girl got on.
"No way, she should have fucked someone with a car"