What do you do with a Jew with ADHD?
Put him in a concentration camp.
How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's go ride our bikes!
The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my boss, it said;
"Mr. Morgan I regret to inform you that although I thought this company could tolerate your ADD, I'm afraid you're just not productive enough. You may turn up Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."
And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?
The missus says I have a short attention spanners are great aren't they?
Has anybody else on here got ADHD?
I don't see what all the fuss is about?! The picture isn't much better than my old TV.