I saw a bloke let his dog walk straight out in front of a lorry this morning.
The cruel cunt didn't even flinch when it was killed. He was too busy standing round, trying to look cool in his sunglasses.
I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.
She never saw me coming.
Some bloke at a bus stop earlier hit me on the legs with a stick for no reason.
Naturally, I retaliated and beat the living shit out of him.
Just for good measure, I kicked his Labrador as well.
"What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"
I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of "Who the fuck is watching me"
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.