I've just been to the doctor and was diagnosed with low blood pressure.
He wrote me a prescription for two sets of Ikea self-assembly wardrobes.
After 1 pint I was an absolute mess. I threw up down my shirt, tried to finger this old lady, before shitting myself and falling asleep in the corner.
The nurses said that isn't a normal reaction to giving blood.
Just given blood for first time in my life this morning and never felt so great in my life!
Turns out I'm not the dad!
I told my wife to make sure she gives 100% today...
She's on her way to donate blood.
Just gave 2 pints of blood at the hospital. You would think they'd appreciate it but they just started asking me questions like...
Who's blood is this, and how did you get it?