Just saying 'No' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day!' cures chronic depression.
My girlfriend is suffering from depression.
She phoned me the other day and said, "I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help."
So I sent her a timetable.
Some days you just can't win ...
I was down the job centre and told them I was finding it hard to find work because of severe depression, so they said they would put me on "Incapacity Benefit", this effectively doubled my money ... it was the happiest I'd been in months and cheered me up no end! ...
So the bastards took it back off me ....
I have been so depressed lately that my wife threatened to leave me.
Even that didn't cheer me up.
My doctor said LSD has had a serious effect on my mental health and altered my state of mind to the point where I'm walking around in a constant dream world. I decided to get a second opinion. He must be overreacting because the Lizard King from the 5th dimension of Nazkabar reckons I'm just suffering from stress.