Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.
I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."
Unbelievable what some people are into.
I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
What is better than winning a medal at the Paraplegic Olympics?
Having two legs.
I saw a guy in a wheelchair getting told what to do today.
I said, "Don't you just hate being pushed around?"