Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt".
It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not.
Statistically... 9 out of 10 dyslexics enjoy a 'pear'.
Dyslexia certainly hasn't dented my mate's confidence. Just the other day, he went to see Lennox Lewis at a book signing, and he reckons he managed to take him down with just one punch.
I put the Sex back in Dyslexia.
Grab your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.