Speech Impediment Jokes
When people with lisps say "Bithneth", you know they mean business.
Jonathan Ross; putting the Wog in Drogba.
My neighbour.s daughter has a really bad stutter.
By the time she manages to say stop, I've finished.
Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester tonight.
He got in a taxi to go to the gig but unfortunately he ended up in Chichester.
Tip - Stutterers, when you talk make a hand gesture like you're scratching a record and say "can I get a rewind" at the end of your sentence. That way people will never know you have a speech impediment, and will only think that you're a dick.