Just think - the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn't know what it's like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day.
But he will do this Friday, thanks to me -
I'm gonna go down there and tell him.
Heard the latest African Nations Cup score?
Tunisia 8, Ethiopia didn't.
World hunger is getting ridiculous. There's more fruit in my shampoo than there is in an African village.
Scientists claim that a "starvation diet" can increase your life expectancy by 5 years.
Doesn't seem to be working in Africa does it?
I've just seen an advert saying that four African children die every minute.
It certainly made watching my egg boil more amusing.